Paris Hilton Hairstyles

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I love the fact that Paris Hilton is bending over all sexy to show us her puppies, that’s it princess, but it looks like she’s struggling a little bit, I can’t really blame her, those things are so small I can hardly even see them from this far away. What do they look like, are they cute or not? If I covered them in baby oil would they look better? Wait, I’m confused now, what the hell are we talking about here?

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Here’s Paris Hilton out the other day looking pretty damn good, I’d throw her a hump, but that’s not saying much. I’m not kidding though, Paris Hilton has been looking a lot better these days, maybe it’s because she’s getting older or I’m getting more desperate, but I like it. Who’s her chesty little friend in the yellow top behind her? Invite her along for the ride. Call me.

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For such a skinny chick Paris Hilton ass is really looking kinda dumpy, I like a chick who can hardly keep her pants on, but this isn’t what I had in mind. I’m sure lots of you fatties out there know what she’s going through. Anyhow, she’s probably on her period and having one of those bloated days I her so much about in commercials, so I shouldn’t be to hard on the girl, but next time you’re going to wear pants that don’t fit, make sure they’re too small not too big. Just a suggestion.

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Here’s Paris Hilton and her latest douche frolicking on the beach in Hawaii in her little bikini. They’re not really the most interesting of bikini pictures, but I’ve been off for a few days so these are good enough for now. I wish I could have cropped out the meathead, nobody needs to see that garbage during the holidays, but I’m not that skilled in photoshop. Anyhow, I didn’t get as many half naked chicks for Christmas as I would have liked, so I thought I’d treat myself. Enjoy.

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Apparently Paris Hilton is vacationing in Hawaii while the rest of us freeze our balls, it’s nice to be rich and famous, here she is hanging out in her weird swimsuit on the beach with her douche. It looks like it’s missing a few pieces, not that I care, the more skin the better. I think I can see a little underboob which is always nice, but I would have preferred a bikini. And what happened to the massive cleavage she was rocking the other day? Her on again off again magical boobies seem to have vanished once again. So sad.

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Here’s Paris Hilton enjoying a wild night in Madrid at something called a Supermartxe VIP Party on Saturday night. I don’t know what that means, but it looks like she’s having a good time. I don’t know if she’s performing or just dancing with a bunch of chicks on stage, I don’t know what the hell is going on, but she looks pretty good doing it. Why don’t I ever get invited to parties like this? I can dance with a group of half naked chicks at a cheesy Euro party. Not fair.

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I don’t know what Paris Hilton is trying to sell in these pictures, she’s always trying to sell something, but I’m buying. It’s pretty impressive how talented this chick is at turning a small pair of boobs into something spectacular. I’m on Twitter Paris Hilton, I need to find out exactly what bra you wear, make and model, so I can buy it for my girlfriend for Christmas. I’m not even kidding, please contact me. Anyhow, she’s looking pretty damn awesome if you ask me. I think she knows she’s not the draw she used to be and is doing everything she can to get a leg up on the competition…. And I for one am very thankful. Keep up the good work.

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Technically the title to this post is a little off, Paris Hilton is not showing her puppies she’s just showing the one puppy, a Chihuahua to be precise. I see what’s going on here, you thought I was talking about her little sweater puppies. what a shame, you must be so disappointed, unless you like rats in dog suits. Anyhow, she’s looking pretty good in those tight jeans so I thought you guys would like them. Enjoy.

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